Finally!!
The Grand and OmnipotentPooBah of Money has approved the deal. Vice President of Banking Confusion has also approved it and The Global Head of Things the Bank does to Obfuscate and Delineate has just signed off.
It is just up to Chief Evangelist of Mission-Critical Portal Deployment to sign her name and we are in business.
I can't wait to see what the banker's title will be but I do think it needs to be something incorporating all of the words below at the very least!!
Lead Senior Direct Corporate Dynamic Future Product National Regional District Central Global Customer Investor Dynamic International Legacy Forward Internal Human Chief Principal | Solutions Program Brand Security Research Marketing Directives Implementation Integration Functionality Response Paradigm Tactics Identity Markets Group Division Applications Optimization Operations Infrastructure Intranet Communications Web Branding Quality Assurance Mobility Accounts Data Creative Configuration Accountability Interactions Factors Usability Metrics | Supervisor Associate Executive Liason Officer Manager Engineer Specialist Director Coordinator Administrator Architect Analyst Designer Planner Orchestrator Technician Developer Producer Consultant Assistant Facilitator Agent Representative Strategist |
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